GAMING: GTA V TRAILER

I havent looked forward to a game coming out as much as this since... well the last grand theft auto. I am the biggest GTA fan going (self confessed) and have every single title ever made (well except the ds one as I dont own a ds) from the first birds eye view one from 1997 to the ballad of gay tony. I love the freedom these games give you to go round and do as you please in virtual city of sin. When they arrived on the PS2 and became 3d it was one of the best things ever in gaming history. How much they evolved in that decade was nothing short of phenomenal from casting, soundtrack graphics and gameplay the series became my personal favorite franchise in gaming history.

GTA has got a bad rap over the years and has been blamed for making kids worse in our all ready broken society. The truth is the game has an 18 certificate on it and is designed for adults and maybe if kids were in doors playing GTA instead of hanging round the streets on a Friday night maybe they wouldnt be more likely to commit crime.

I have always found the game is a good way of releasing tension in the same kind of way a punch bag is. After a hard day at the office with all that anger and frustration there is nothing more relaxing than killing an untold amount of people in a virtual playground with no consequence. Killing hookers is also a good way to relax also I try to get as many as I can before the sun rises as some sort of challenge. If Peter Succliffe had GTA IV I'm sure Yorkshire would have been a much safer place!

When GTA IV brought out the multiplayer free mode that was an awesome land mark for me. I enjoy it more than COD or any over online game and I have been playing it for over 3 years now and I still enjoy it. If your one of them people who goes round saying "its shit" you obviously are a twat and are pretty rubbish at life generally.

GTA V the trailer is here I have waited 2 years and here it is

Nostalgia: Remembering the Odeon Cinema Romford

Back in the day before going to see many shit films in the old cinema in Romfords Liberty 2 shopping center this little video package used to play before hand.

Its something I suddenly felt nostalgic about this afternoon and looked back to those awesome summer days in the 1990's where my only worries where defeating the green reptile on mortal kombat and dreading the one day I grow up into an adult! I saw some really amazing movies here but most of the time I saw shit films during this time and if you dont believe me check these out.

Getting even with dad

Getting Even With Dad | Howard Deutch | Ted Danson | Macaulay Culkin | Movie Trailer | Review
Ted Danson and Mccaulay Culkin star in this shit family comedy which is kind of like a mix between Home Alone and Problem child. It sucked dick and was a waste of a saturday.

MR NANNY

this film is really shit and about hulk hogans babysitting carer. I will review this in more detail at some point because its so bad that I enjoy it!

3 Ninjas

I went to see this in the summer of 1993 or something. Its really shit and has a fake ass mr miyagi. I think I enjoyed it at the time but I tried watching it again recently and thought it was about as fun as having a coat hanger down the japs eye!

Sleepless in Seattle

I got taken to the cinema by my older annoying sister to see the turtles 3 movie and instead got swerved into seeing this as. Bitch! this movie sucks cock! tom hanks ends up linking meg ryan THE END! just like youve got mail but without the internet!

Home Alone 2

One of the best things ever! Went to see this at Christmas 1992 I got Sega a game gear that christmas as well so that was a good day at the office!

Batman Forever

This movie gets a bad hype but at the time everyone enjoyed it. I went to see it twice in the summer of 1995. It was a time when Jim Carrey was still making funny movies before he went all shit!

Star Wars IV the new hope 1997 edition

Me and my buddies went to watch this after being suckered into thinking our lives wasnt complete without seeing star wars on the big screen with the new shitty cgi crap. We ended up going home feeling no different from when we came in there. Confusing times

Terminator 2

I was lucky enough to see this in the cinema at the age of seven in 1991 as I had an adult with me and back then things we're more chilled. I went to the first showing it was awesome. Everyone was expecting Arnie to be the bad guy and set things up the same as the first movie but I will never forget the moment when utters the line "get down" at john connor and blasts the T 1000 every one lost their shit and cheered. Awesome times!

CLOTHING: SCUM MOVIE T SHIRT

I started making my own T Shirts of classic movies and my own custom bootleg band shirts (not for profit just for a hobby) and its going well so far. After 2 attempts which didnt come off well I managed to nail it the third time with this T Shirt which pays homage to the Alan Clarke brutal borstal classic entitled SCUM.

GAMING: GTA V LOGO

It was announced that the trailer for the new Grand Theft Auto will be released next week. Here is the new logo. I will put the trailer up along with my thoughts next week!

PHOTOS: SELF LOATHING AT THE UNICORN CAMDEN

My friends band they are pretty sick should be playing at the last ever show at the Walthemstow Standard. check em out

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TOYS: GHOSTBUSTERS II STATUE OF LIBERTY

With Christmas coming up I started looking round for things I want that are far more interesting than socks, pants and other shit that people have started buying me that I never wanted. I feel since I stopped playing with toys and become an adult Christmas has become a bit of an anti climax and the only way to power through it is with lots of booze. Or by asking for stuff that I actually want that reminds me of my childhood (a time when I was happy and a lot less bitter about the entire world in general) and nothing reminds of that time more than the Ghostbusters. Truth be told the second movie is my favorite as a kid and still is now. I could go into detail why I love it so much but I really cant be bothered to. Anyway some toy company has made one of these and even though I am off loading lots of my old junk at the moment I still really want this.. so Santa if your reading; Your a fat beardy cunt for not getting me that turtles sewer in 1991 but all will be forgotten if you get this for me instead. Regards Kristian

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