EASTER SPECIAL: TOYS: THE MANY ACTION FIGURES OF JESUS CHRIST

So with today being Good Friday Lost Entertainment will be showcasing the dolls and action figures of the one and only Jesus Christ. With the amount of action figures that have been made over the past 50 years it was only a matter of time before Jesus would be immortalized (yet again) in the form of a plastic toy. In theory Jesus has always been one of the first toys around when you consider the fact he is the focal point of the nativity set which maybe the first universally sold playset in history.

Today we are going to look at some of the coolest Jesus action figures ever made.

BUDDY CHRIST

Buddy Christ is one of the most popular Jesus Christ toys on the market and is very common. His head bobbles to which is always a bonus I guess. I have seen these in the back of cars before bobbing away at the oncoming traffic. If I was a big Jesus fan and I crashed my car killing 6 people and I had this on my parcel shelf I would be off to my local church for a bit of a moan.

JESUS CHRIST

This Jesus maybe my favorite as he has the "crucify me" action and accessories going on. He comes with his own crucifix and some nails. Is that the spear of destiny in the top left hand corner or a grenade launcher? Either way I am sold. I want there to be Mexican bootlegged Jesus figures. A Jesus with the body of He Man with a chainsaw would be something I'd be happy with as a main Christmas present.

12" INCH JESUS DOLL

This one maybe the best of the bunch. A realistic 12 inch Jesus doll which kinda looks like an action man. I would have loved one of these when I was a kid. Dr X vs Jesus would have been a great war. Jesus would be like the new Terminator there would just be no way of killing him. Well fire would fuck him up. If Jesus would make a comeback after that I would believe in God forever and sell my story to ITN. No not a crying Virgin Mary statue on tonights news no, this prick from Essex has a Jesus figure which can heal it self after being set on fire! I am actually thinking of doing a Turin shroud style hoax by burning him only to replace him with another new figure when no ones looking.. Well if all else fails with my life I will give it a go.

  JESUS ACTION FIGURE

This one is the most common Jesus figure around and was used in a famous movie which escapes me at this very point in time. You can pick one of these up anywhere online and they are not to expensive. For some reason this figure has wheels at the bottom. I have no idea why, and the only thing I can think of is that they wanted to do a little nod towards Jesus's roller skating career. 

EXTREME SPORTS JESUS FIGURES

Although I just made a silly remark about Jesus roller skating there are infact figures of Jesus doing such things. Above we see one of the toys grinding a rail with a skate board. Who ever made these toys deserves a big thumbs up.

Here we have a cliff climbing Jesus which is pretty cool, but it looks like he is climbing a giant Cadburys flake. Or a giant turd?

Finally we have Jesus in his NFL gear. If he can turn water into wine imagine how many touchdowns he could make out of one touchdown. Thing is we all know Jesus was a wimp so I cant imagine him being good at American Football. Unless he cheated.. like he did with everything else!

DELUXE JESUS

Our last figure is the deluxe edition of Jesus Christ. This one comes with accessories which are, a water jug, some loaves and some fish. For some reason the hands glow in the dark as well. I have no fucking idea why. While we are on the subject of the miracles of Jesus, I personally think that Jesus was a bit of a flash bastard and a very tight one as well. If he would have put in his fiver in for the booze run like everybody else, then maybe he wouldn't have had to perform such miracles. Thats all for today Happy Easter!

TOYS: BOOTLEG TOYS II: THE REVENGE OF THE BOOTLEGS

OK so this month was supposedly meant to be the Wrestlemania countdown month but due to the real Wrestlemania countdown being luke warm as fuck I have decided to carry on with business as usual on Lost Entertainment.

So last year I wrote an entertaining piece about Bootleg toys (click here to read) where talked in great detail about the counterfeit toys which have been made in Mexico. As there are so many fucked bootleg toys out there I decided to write a sequel and here it is. Bootleg Toys II: The Revenge of the Bootlegs.

ADVENTURE MAN

With Rambo being popular as hell with the kids in the 1980's it is no big surprise that bootleggers ended up ripping him off as well. I had a really good Rambo bootleg which I believed to be real for many years as it was that good. However this evil eyed cheap one is a load of crap and the fact he is called "Adventure Man" is just the icing on the cake.

I love the way the guy on the packet looks like Ellis out of Die Hard. The figure must have had a shave before getting packed off to the local flea markets and off licences all over the world.

THE BATTERY OPERATED MIGHTY CAR

Like I said in the past article some of these toys are so fucked up on many levels that they become modern art. This badboy is a testament to this. A bootleg light up A Team van with Mr T's head popping out of the sun roof (which lights up for good measure) while his giant arms brandish weapons from the side windows. I would actually pay top dollar for this, whats not to like? read the box! It has five lights, a mighty driver that moves up and down automatically and the driver has an axe and a rifle! She will be mine.. oh yes she will be mine!

SUPERMAN BOOTLEGS

Being arguably the biggest and most recognizable super hero of all time, Superman gets bootlegged all the fucking time. Check the above picture, He has Batmans cape, Spidermans body and oh yeah he lights up as well.. YAY. I've only ever seen a few decent Superman bootlegs, as on a whole they are dog shit awful.

Would you buy this for your kid? A special blowjob action Superman soft toy! Why does Superman have the mouth of an inflatable sex doll? Any parent who bought this for their kid and did not think this looked a sex toy was a moron. This has to be one of the outrageous bootlegs I have ever seen in my life.

When I was a kid it was nearly impossible to get a figure of Superman. You could get Batman and everyone else but never Superman. All you could do was look on the back of Aquamans box and just dream. During my quest as a child to get a Superman figure I ended up with many shitty bootlegs. This was one of them, a non articulated toy with a crap sticker and his arms are always stuck in that position. This toy came with a parachute which was more like a plastic bag. Oh the minutes of fun we had throwing this piece or crap in the air and watching it slowly glide down to safety.

"SUPERMAN COME BACK" is another example of how messed up the world of bootleg toys actually is. Where do I start? Well superman is riding a dinosaur which has a "TRY ME" sticker pointing to its anus. Why Superman would be riding dinosaurs is just beyond me. The Superman on the right has no eyes.. or he is he sleeping? I would wanna close my eyes forever as well if I got stuck on a box with this lot.

Like I just said, Superman figures were very hard to come by and as a kid this one here was probably the best bootleg I found resembling Superman. How ever it was a great big chunk of rubber which had a string attached and still looked like shit. I had Batman and Spiderman toys which were very similar as well.

TITANIC BOT

Imagine if the Titanic could turn it self into a giant robot? Think no more as the answer to our prayers is here.. TITANIC BOT!!!! This toy is so stupid and fucked up on so many levels I don't know where to start or end for that matter. Who needs life boats when the most famous luxury cruise liner can turn into a cyborg right?

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES GUN

If you are not the best at mastering the martial arts skills of the Turtles then here is your answer, shoot the twats in the face with the Turtles Gun. They will never see it coming as its bootlegged and makes no sense what so ever.

ROBERT COP 2

If you remember RobertCop the super cool Robocop bootleg from the last article then this will blow your socks off. When I wrote about Robertcop last time I actually forgot to mention he was in fact Robertcop 3. Just before I show you the figure check out the label from the packaging. We have Robertcop who has an Optimus Prime logo on his chest, C3P0's head on the T-1000's body and Johnny 5 from Short Circuit looming over the pair of them. I want a T Shirt of this!

However the label on the bag is the only thing worth keeping as the figure it self is beyond dire. He looks like a zombie version of Robocop. Robert Cop 3 was the best when it came to ripping off Robocop.

STREET FIGHTER 2

The mini Street Fighter 2 bootlegged action figures and play-sets where very good toys and examples of how sometimes bootlegs can be decently designed products. The toys came packed inside of mini bootleg SNES controllers which opened up into this.

The figures them selves were of a pretty decent standard and could be twisted at the waist. The figures had different paint jobs to their on screen counterparts but some where painted matching the characters real appearance. The Blanka for example on the right is painted using his official colors but E Honda is in white not blue.

These figures and play sets were of such good quality that I remember me and my friends competitively collecting these toys. We actually thought they were licensed products at the time they were that good.

WWF

Wrestling figures have always been the most bootlegged thing going. I could talk about the really bad ones but that is to easy and would take me an eternity to do. Today I am talking about the better bootlegs. The ones pictured above were released around late 1992 and were a collection of mini WWF figures which were pretty damn cool. Like the Street Fighter toys these bootlegs were so good we thought they were the real thing. Just take a look at them, each one looks and had has same colors of their real life counterparts at the time. These were another group of bootlegs I competitively collected among my friends at school.

This Ultimate Warrior has to be the best bootleg wrestling figure of all time. Using the molds from the Spanish line of official WWF dolls and taking the head off of the giant talking Hasbro Warrior toy, they managed to make the ULTIMATE Ultimate Warrior toy. Great paint job to boot as well. Hats off to these guys great job.

THE DRAGON

Now this is another bad ass bootleg. Using the same box and mold of the Superman super powers collection they made this super cool bootleg of Bruce Lee. I was lucky enough to have an official Bruce Lee action figure when I was a kid but I would have killed for this. A decent looking Bruce Lee bootleg in the Game of Death attire.  

More Lost Entertainment next week.

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ART: THE LUCHA BRITANNIA VOL 1

So as many of you know I have been training at the London School of Lucha Libre the past few months. I will be doing a big article about the whole thing in the coming weeks. Recently I finished a few art pieces of my fellow wrestlers and there will be more to come in the coming months. I am hoping to get the complete roster done eventually. So here is the first collection of my Lucha Britannia art pieces

METALLICO

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THE FABULOUS BAKEWELL BOYS

TONIGHT

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SUNDAY

DIRECTIONS

The Resistance gallery is 1 minute walk away from Bethnal Green Station and is very easy to locate.

Show starts 3pm Sunday March 17th and tickets are £5 on the door. The show is happening at the Resistance Gallery in Bethnal Green in London. I hope to see you there so we can have a few beers and check out at all the amazing wrestling which is gunna take place. So I hope to see you there!!

WANNA BECOME A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER?

The London School of Lucha Libre is one of the best wrestling schools in London. Garry Vanderhorne and Greg Burridge are the trainers and train their trainees to the highest possible standard. It helps to turn up in good shape as the circuit training we do is very intense.

MONDAY 7:30-10-30 BEGINNERS CLASSES

TUESDAY 7:30-10:30 INTERMEDIATE

WEDS 7:30-10:30 PRO/ADVANCED ONLY

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London, England E2 9RF, United Kingdom

PRO WRESTLING: THE WORST WRESTLEMANIA MATCHES OF ALL TIME

So last week I discussed my top Wrestlemania mark out moments. This week I am going to be talking about the Wrestlemania matches which make me burp a little bit of vomit just thinking about them. Even at the biggest show of the year things can still go wrong and very dramatically sometimes. So here are Lost Entertainment's shittest Wrestlemania matches of all time.

10. JERRY THE KING LAWLER VS MICHAEL COLE WRESTLEMANIA XXVII

So Michael Cole is pretty much the most despised wrestling announcer of all time. The guy has a done a great job of doing a very mediocre job on the announce table for the best part of two decades now and I cant see anything changing soon. In 2011 the geniuses in WWE creative thought it would be a great idea to turn him heel by making him lick the Miz's anal passage and feuding him with Jerry the King Lawler. The two would collide in a horrific encounter at the god awful Wrestlemania XXVII refereed by Stone Cold Steve Austin. Michael Cole would prove triumphant over the King of Memphis to the delight of no one.

 9. DON MURACO VS MR WONDERFUL WRESTLEMANIA 2

The WWE will have you believe that Wrestlemania 2 was an artistic success but nothing could be further from the truth. The event was nothing but a mess which was held at 3 different locations just to fill Vinces greedy pockets nothing more. Although there are loads of shit matches on the card this one has to be the worst. We get to see 2 hall of famers go head to head in a Guinness World record attempt for the most rest holds used in one match. This one can make anyone fall asleep. Even someone who had done a few grams of coke could still yawn at this one.

8. YOKOZUNA VS HULK HOGAN WRESTLEMANIA IX

So in 1993 the WWF decide to let two of their younger superstars go head to head in the main event knocking the Hulkster to the midcard on the biggest show of the year. Well that is until Yokozuna wins the belt from Bret Hart only to have the Hulkster come out and snatch it off him only seconds later, in surprise match after the main event. Its almost as if they were scared the world would end if Hogan wasn't shown at the end of the show holding up the belt just like he did at the end of almost every mania prior to that. Hogan would lose the belt back to Yoko a few months later and would leave for WCW.

7. THE DIVAS TAG TEAM MATCH FROM WRESTLEMANIA XXVIII

Now I don't have a problem with womens wrestling but I do have a problem with WWE womens wrestling. The WWE just hire women which look like they came straight out of a Mattel toy factory, who are just employed for their looks and not their in ring ability. The real talented girls are pushed aside only to have these glorified glamour models be pushed and put over to the end of the earth. Almost every Divas Wrestlemania encounter has been a shocking one. Last years was up there as being the worst of all time. We had to endure a whole match putting over that slag Kelly Kelly and some other bitch from an American TV show that no ones heard of elsewhere. The match contained corpsing and more holes than a second hand dartboard. I have always maintained that these matches are just put there so everyone can go grab a beer or have a shit!

6. AKIBONO VS THE BIG SHOW WRESTLEMANIA 21

The Big Show hasn't had the biggest of luck when it comes to the biggest show of the year. In 2005 the Big Show lucked out yet again when he had to face world sumo wrestling champion Akibono in a sumo wrestling contest. The encounter was short lived thank god and the Show was unsuccessful in his attempt. However, if seeing the crack of the Big Shows arse wasn't bad enough we almost see his penis as well at one point. 

5. RODDY PIPER VS MR T BOXING MATCH WRESTLEMANIA 2

Like I mentioned earlier Wrestlemania 2 was an artistic car crash from start to finish. The event put more effort into putting over the celebs than the wrestlers them selves. After main eventing the main event a year before Mr T returned a year later to take on Rowdy Roddy Piper in a worked boxing match. If Brock Lesnar has taught us anything its that worked versions of real contact sports just don't look very pleasant at all. So when Mr T and Roddy Piper put on this worked boxing match, disaster soon followed. The worst moment is when Mr T misses a haymaker and Piper still sells it going to the floor. Piper bodyslams Mr T putting an end to this car crash of a contest moments later.

4. HUNTER HEASRT HELMSLEY VS THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR WRESTLEMANIA XII

So the Ultimate Warrior makes his return after 4 years away and he takes on the future king of kings at Wrestlemania XII. The match starts and Triple H hits the pedigree on the Warrior to have him no sell it and just squash him seconds later. Because its the Ultimate Warrior he gets a pass and no one gives a fuck. Apart from Triple H that is which makes this all the more funnier.

3. GIANT GONZALEZ VS THE UNDERTAKER WRESTLEMANIA IX

There is no denying that when Giant Gonzalez made his debut at the 1993 Royal Rumble it was a big deal and everybody was talking about it. An 8 feet tall monster comes in and manhandles the Undertaker, it was stuff nightmares were made of. Their encounter at Wrestlemania would also be something of a nightmare also. Giant Gonzalez could hardly do anything apart from choke and even that is putting it nicely. He ends up rubbing date rape all over the Undertakers face very much to the dismay of the crowd and everyone watching at home. Another bit of trivia about this match is that ECW's Bill Alfonzo is the referee.

2. DANIEL BRYAN VS SHEAMUS WRESTLEMANIA XXVIII

So one year before this Daniel Bryan and Sheamus are pulled from the Wrestlemania card completely to the delight of no one. One year later they get another chance at the biggest show of the year and for the World Heavyweight Championship no less. However this time round they only get 18 seconds of a match which includes a big boot and that's it. The whole audience and millions of viewers stand there in shock at what they have just seen. Apart from a few Irish lads in the front row the whole wrestling community thinks the whole thing is bollocks and still do!

1. BROCK LESNAR VS GOLDBERG WRESTLEMANIA XX

So here we are number 1 and this has to be hands down the shittest Wrestlemania match of all time. A match we was all really looking forward to which turned into the biggest pile of dogshit ever put on PPV. Brock Lesnar and Goldberg went head to head in a match which even Stone Cold Steve Austin could not save. Both men were leaving the organisation a day later and the lack of motivation and effort could not have been more evident. Both guys were booed out of the garden and its a good job this match was on a card full of other really good matches because this one almost stunk the joint out.

PRO WRESTLING: K-ROD'S TOP 10 WRESTLEMANIA MARK OUT MOMENTS

So we are on the road to Wrestlemania and things have heated up in recent weeks. Wrestlemania is the biggest event of the year and in my house it is more important than Christmas. Today I am going to share with you a list of moments which made me "mark out" (lose my shit for you non kayfabers). Over the next few weeks there will be a lot of Wrestling related content on Lost Entertainment to celebrate the grand spectacle that is Wrestlemania.

10. HULK HOGAN RETURNS TO SAVE EUGINE AT WRESTLEMANIA 21

This may be a surprising entry but you must take into consideration that I am the biggest Hulkamaniac going (Well as long as it's Hogan working on WWE TV and not WCW or TNA that is). Every time Vince and Hogan get together there is a certain kind of chemistry and magic in the air which cannot be duplicated by anyone else and anywhere else. In 2005 when I was watching Wrestlemania 21 live with a few friends and I wasn't enjoying it as much as the previous manias I had watched live. So Eugene comes out and starts doing a promo and is the interrupted by Mohammad Hassan and his manager. Eugene ends up in the camel clutch and then BOOM Hogans theme music hits. At this point everyone in the arena and everyone watching the event at my house lost their shit and went crazy. Hogan cleans house and then there's a massive pose off at the end. This for me was one of the best moments for personal reasons . I am sure there were people who didn't enjoy this surprise appearance as much as me and my friends (probably because they found out what was going to happen on some shitty website beforehand) but we all had a blast.

9. HBK ENDS THE CAREER OF RIC FLAIR AT WRESTLEMANIA XXIV

  

Wrestlemania XXIV was easily one of (or if not) the best Wrestlemanias of the past decade. The whole show was hoot from start to finish. With an outstanding card one of the matches which stood out the most was Shawn Michaels vs Ric Flair in the career ending match. In Flairs final WWE match with Shawn Michaels he put on the performance of a life time and turned up the gears so much so that you actually thought he might just be able to do it. Unfortunately Michaels sweet chin music would be the decider in one of the most heart wrenching moments in WWE history. Flair would go on to cry on live TV for an entire week only to turn up in TNA a few years later due to money troubles.

8. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN PASSES OUT FROM THE SHARP SHOOTER BUT DOESN'T QUIT WRESTLEMANIA XIII 

At the time this may have been the bloodiest match in WWE history. The feud between Steve Austin and Bret Hart started in the October of 1996 and boiled all the way through to August of 1997. While the moronic fans were switching over to WCW Nitro instead of Raw is War each week they were missing out on maybe some of the best TV ever to be recorded. The feud between Bret and Steve Austin was hands down the hottest thing to happen at the time and helped pave the way for the Attitude era which would ultimately be the most successful time in the companies history. In the submission match anything went and everything happened. Austin and Hart brawled all over the arena using everything but the kitchen sink to destroy each other.  In the end Austin would get badly busted open and placed in Harts deadly sharpshooter. Austins face squirting out blood is one of the most iconic images in wrestling history. Austin passes out in the end but never says I quit. Hart would turn heel at the end of the match and Austin would be catapulted to the top of the organization within a few months.

7. CHRIS BENOIT WINS THE WORLDS HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AT WRESTLEMANIA XX

We all know what happened with Chris Benoit and how wrong and diabolical the things he did in his last hours were, but there is no denying that he was one of (if not) the greatest superstars of all time. When Benoit won the title at Wrestlemania XX in the best triple threat match of all time, it was a very emotional moment for everyone. The WWE has always emphasized that the entertainment part of the business is more important than the wrestling side of things. For example just take a look how they buried guys like Lance Storm and Dean Malenko for being "boring" even though they were pound for pound two of the best wrestlers around at the time. When Chris won the title it was a massive finger to the sports entertainment lot and a big thumbs up to the sport of professional wrestling. It was a great moral victory with a fairy tale ending. Chris wasn't famed for his promos nor for his marketability. Chris was a wrestler and a workhorse and when someone of that work ethic goes all the way to the top after many years of hard work and sacrifices its a very special thing. The fairy tale would take a grim turn for the worst 3 years later.

6. THE STONE COLD ERA BEGINS WRESTLEMANIA XIV

After nearly having his career ended in the previous August Stone Cold Steve Austin would return to the ring and kick off the most successful run that anyone has ever had in the world of professional wrestling. With Mike Tyson as the guest enforcer Stone Cold beat Shawn Michaels for the WWE championship on March 29th 1998. This moment for me is easily one of the top Wrestlemania moments and another example of a hard working individual who gained the success they truly deserved.

5. HOGAN HULKS UP ON THE ROCK WRESTLEMANIA X8

So Hogan headlined the first 9 Wrestlemania shows before ending up in WCW in 1994 to find even more financial success. The WWE took a while to recover from losing most of their top stars to Ted Turners WCW but once Stone Cold and the Rock became established the WWE would end up surpassing WCW and even putting them out of business. So in 2002 Hogan made his return and got booked against the Rock at the biggest show of the year at the Toronto Sky Dome. Hogan went into the match as the heel and the Rock was the face. However the crowd did not care about who was face or heel all that they cared about was the fact the Hulkster was back in a WWE ring and at Wrestlemania the show he pretty much carried on his back for the best part of a decade. The fans booed the Rock and cheered Hogan and the minute Hogan Hulked up the place exploded. Hogan would end up losing the match but would end up getting one more run as the top guy for a months after this event. This moment was proof that Hulkamania will always live forever within the hearts of the fans all over the world.

4. THE UNDERTAKER VS SHAWN MICHAELS WRESTLEMANIA XXV THE WHOLE MATCH

The Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania XXV is easily up there as a contender for the greatest match of all time. From start to finish HBK and the Undertaker told an amazing story using their bodies and souls. In a match full of near falls, reversals, high impact moves and also an extremely worrying moment when the Undertaker landed on his head after diving over the top rope to the outside, this match had it all. This match is the closest you could get to being strapped into a roller coaster from your own living room. The two would have a rematch a year later which was another amazing encounter but didn't have the same kind of magic the previous match had.

3. THE IRON MAN MATCH WRESTLEMANIA XII

At Wrestlemania XII in 1996 Shawn Michaels and Bret the Hitman Hart went toe to toe for an hour (and even into overtime) in the first ever Iron Man match. When you think of an hour long match you immediately think "an hour? this is gonna get boring after 20 minutes" but this was not the case at all. Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart wrestled one of the greatest matches of all time which had everyone on the edge of their seat. The WWE have had a few Iron Man matches since then but none of them have ever matched up to the classic encounter from Wrestlemania XII. For 2 guys to wrestle each other for an hour solid and still keep things fresh is just a great testament to how great Bret and Shawn really were at what they did.

2. MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE AND ELIZABETH REUNITE AT WRESTLEMANIA VII

I will be the first person to say that romance story-lines and pro wrestling don't mix. However at Wrestlemania VII Macho Man and Elizabeth captured the hearts and emotions of everyone who watched. So Savage has just lost the career ending match against the Ultimate Warrior which was an amazing encounter. Sensational Sherri starts putting the boots to Savage when Miss Elizabeth decides she has seen enough and leaps over the guard rail to save her ex boyfriend. After that Savage and Liz embrace and the whole crowd goes nuts with tears and cheers. I think another reason why this gets me emotional is the fact that Liz and Randy are no longer with us. Savage and Liz would tie the knot at Summerslam 91 only to have their wedding reception fucked up by the Undertaker and Jake the Snake Roberts.

1. THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR RETURNS TO SAVE THE HULKSTER AT WRESTLEMANIA VIII

Like I said at the beginning of the article this list is about moments which made me lose my shit and go berserk while watching Wrestlemania. So I am 8 years and watching Wrestlemania 8 on Sky TV and I am pretty bummed because the Hulkster is retiring (well so he said at the time anyway) and his last match is against Sid Justice. Hogan drops the leg drop and Sid kicks out and Papa Shango makes his way down to the ring and the two of them start kicking the shit out of the Hulkster. At this point I am enraged as I dont want to see my hero get treated this way especially in his last match. Bobby the Brain Heenan then says "Beefcake cant help him Hogans not got a friend left.." then DUN DAH DAH DUN DUN DUN DUN "ITS THE WARRIORS MUSIC!!!". The Ultimate Warrior sprints down to the ring and cleans house. I was a massive Hulkamaniac but I was always a Warrior guy and still am. Being 8 years old and watching this live was one of the greatest things I had ever seen.

More next week!!